Teacher-Bus k Driver aur
conductor me kya fark Hai?
Student-Conductor soya to kisi ka
ticket Nahi katega
&
Driver soya to sabka ticket cut
jaega..gn
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TRY THIS MAGIC MATHS...
13837 x Ur Age x 73 = ?
Age k 4 tukde na ho jaye to mera naam badal dena...
It's REALLY INTERSTING...
Try it.
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BETA:- papa meri teacher kitni pyari hai na.!
SANTA:Beta teacher MAA ke barabar hoti hai.
BETA:Aap to hamesha apne hi setting me rehte ho..!
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Teacher-Bus k Driver aur
conductor me kya fark Hai?
Student-Conductor soya to kisi ka
ticket Nahi katega
&
Driver soya to sabka ticket cut
jaega..gn
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Teacher to student:art ki copy pe sab train banao me 5min me aarhi hu
10min bad
T:train dikao
Stu:aap late ho ge train 5min phle chali gai..gm
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Good Night In COMMERCE Style:
Rest A/c Dr.
Swt Drems A/c Dr. To Tension A/c
(Being comfort received and tension removed)
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Wat is education...?
Education is a process of wasting half of our life to learn how to waste remaining half of our life.. ALBERT EINSTEIN.
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A good teachr is one,who tel u to study hard.
But a best teacher is one,who stand outside d exam hal & shout "O kamino!!! flying aa gayi,parchiya chupa do."
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Brilliance Proved:
Teacher: Which Was 1st Silent Film In Hindi?
Stud: If d Film Was Silent,
How Could u Know It Was Hindi?
Teacher shocks!!!
Student rocks....
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Teacher:Santa 1 story sunao wid moral
Santa:Me uske ghar gya vo so rha tha
Fir vo mere ghar aya to main so rha tha
Moral: Jaisi Karni Vaisi Bharni
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Education related songs:
SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala.
TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar chala.
MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai ye
kaha shuru kaha khatam.
SCIENCE- Aa khusi se kudkushi karle.
GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon main yaaro.
ECONOMICS-Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, kyu paise pe tu marti hai.
EXAM- Zehrelein raatey
ninde udd jati hai.
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Kya Bnane Aye The Kya Bna Bethe,
Khi Mandir Bna Bethe,Khi Mszid Bna Bethe,
Hum Se To Jaat Achchi H Parindo Ki,
Kabhi Mandir Pe Ja Bethe Kabhi Mszid Pe Ja Bethe.
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To, The Principal, Govt School, PUNJAB.
Sir,
Gal eh hai ki school vich sada dil nahi lagda,
te raat nu neend nahi aandi,
kyonki school vich kudiyan ghat rai hai,
te saadi class vich 1 vi nahi hai, jo aur class vich hai o sab enni sugali han ki dekhan nu ji ni karda.
Nakhre asman pe han.
Te Madam v koi khaas pataka nahi hai kuch ni to tenu kam se kam 4 sohni
kaam-valiyan hi rakh lawo.
Aap nu bahut kripa howani. danywad.
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Teacher 2 student-homewrk kyun ni kiya?
Stdnt-sir,lyt nahi ti.
Teachr-toh mombatti jala leta.
Stu-sir,maachis ni ti.
Teachr-kyu?
Stu-puja ghar me rkhi ti.
Teachr-toh le aata.
Stu-nahaya ni tha sir.
Teachr-nahaya kyu ni tha?:-@
stu-paani ni tha sir
teachr-arey,pani kyu ni tha?
Stu-sir motor ni chal ri ti.
Teachr-huh,huh.ab motor ko kya hua kamine?
Stu-sir kitni bar bolu lyt nahi thi.;-)
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Teacher: bachcho tum sabse zyada kisse nafrat karte ho.
KG Boy: Rajaram Mohan Roy Teacher: Oh God!! Unhi se Kyu.
KG Boy:us sale ne BAL VIVAH khatm karwa diya.
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Leave Appl.
oh my teacher! when i come rain start chum chum.
leg my phisla gira mai dham bag was neeche uper was hum isliye for 2days I cant come
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Q.Rajput per ek nibandh likho ?ANS."RAJPUT" EK ajeeb prani h. Ye Rajasthan ki bhumi pe paye jate h. Navratri k din ye bhaari sankhya me dekhne ko milte h.,DARU BAKRA MEET hi inka poustik aahar h. ENHE RAAJ KARNA aata h. Janm lene k 16 saal tak KUNWAR SA h., 18 saal k baad BANNA bhayankar rup dharan kar lete h.,10 PM ke baad inke nikat nhi jana chaiye ,kyuki ye hanikark sidh ho sakte h.,ye bade hoke TALWAAR,GOLIYAN chalane ka kaam karte h .BANNA THARI LAL PILI ANKHEYA KA gana sunke ye kahi bhi nachne lgte h .Ab SINGI IS KING inka national song ho gaya h.
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In future how wil i identify ur kids in class room?
i wil jst check who is erasing his notes whn d teacher is cleaning d board & i wil knw d legend is back.
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Q. Prove 2/10=2.
Arts stdnt:"its out of syllabus"
Engenrng & science stdnt:"ye prblm hi galat ha"
Medical:"its starange!!ye kaise hoga?"
commrc:"its so simple n easy..
i.e.
Two/Ten=
wo/en (T cancel)
w=23rd letter,
o=15
/
e=5,n=14
so, 23+15/5+14=
=38/19=2 Ans
Commrce studt nvr ask ans kya hai,dey only ask ans kya lana hai?
DATS Commrc stdnts skil
Proud 2b a comrce stdnt..!!
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A beggar found 100Rs
He decided 2 have a gr8 dinner!
He went 2 a 5* Hotel n enjoyed the dinner
When bill came he said I ve no money!
Manager called police & handed the beggar over 2 them!
The beggar gave Rs 100 to policeman & he was set free! ;-)
This is...
"FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT "indeed..!
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A nice Letter by a little Kid who hates Maths:
"Dear Maths, please grow up soon & try to solve ur own problems.
Don't depend on others..!!"
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Education related songs:
SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala.
TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar chala.
MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai ye
kaha shuru kaha khatam.
SCIENCE- Aa khusi se kudkushi karle.
GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon main yaaro.
ECONOMICS-Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, kyu paise pe tu marti hai.
EXAM- Zehrelein raatey
ninde udd jati hai.
RESULT- Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye.
PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche.
FAIL- Jag suna suna laage.......