ladka ladki dekhne gaya. thodi der chup baithne k bad bola: english chalegi na?
ladki sarmate hue: soda sath ho to desi b chalegi.
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Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe Chadhun Toh Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?
Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai..
"DHAKKAA !"
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"BADLA & BEZTI"
1 Ladke Ki GirlFrnd Ne Use Khat Likha Meri Life Me Naya Ladka aa gya h "Tumse Acha H, Mai Uski Dulhan BanuGi, Meri Photo Wapas Bhijwa Do"..
Ladke Ne Apne Sare Dosto Ki GrlFrnds Ki 30 Phts Jama Ki Beech Me Uski Pictur Rkh K Khat Likha."Lo In Me Se Nikal lo mujhe tumari shakal yad nahi....*
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Dosti gajal h gungunane k liye, ek nagma h sunane k liye, ye vo jajba h jo sabko milta nahi, kyoki hosla chahiye dosti nibhane k liye.
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1 marwadi hath me Blade se cut maar rha tha
Wife-ye kya kr rhe ho?
Marwari-DETTOL ki shishi foot gayi hai
Aise hi thodi waste hone denge,
La teri b ungli kat du
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Wife ka matlab kya hai ?
Wife ka matlab hai -"SHAKTI"
To fir Husband ka matlab kya hai?
Husband ka matlab hai-
"SAHEN SHAKTI"
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A dog fell in love with a cat but dog's parents refused cat. . .
Guess??
Why?
They gave a solid reason.
Haye haye chhokri ki toh muche hain. . .:-D:-D
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SMS GOOD.NIGHT.
Are chand taro inhe 1 laat maro.
Bistar se nicheutaro
karo inke sath fight
kyu ki ye so gaye hai bina bole.
¥Good Night¥
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Snta- Tumhare Papa Kitne Saal K He?
Bnta- Jitne Saal Ka Mai Hu.
Snta- Kaise?
Bnta- Jis Din Mai Paida Huwa Usi Din To Wo Papa Bane.
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Oh..Are Bap Re. RAM-RAM ye
Kya Ho Gaya
Bahut Badi Galti
Ho Gai
He BHAGVAN ye Kya
Ho Gaya
KANJUS ko MSG CHALA gaya
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Agar aap mere sms se pareshan hai to
custmer care me call kar ke __
?
?
?
?
?
apna no.
band karwa lo
Qki hum to sudharne wale nai.
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sweet_rose
Sweet Poem :
One One 2
I miss u
Two Two 4
Miss me more
Three Three 6
Friendship is fix
Four Four 8
U r great
Five Five 10
Miss u Again...
Gud night
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1 day GOD asked me,4 hw long do u need dis luvly frnd with u?
I just dropped a single drop of water into an ocean n told''UNTIL U FIND THIS.
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BEFORE WEDDING
HE : I've waited so long for this.
SHE : Do u want me to leave?
HE : No. never!
SHE : Do U love me?
HE : Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do.
SHE : Did U ever cheat on me?
HE : I'd rather die than do that.
SHE : Will U kiss me?
HE : Surely, that's my Pleasure.
SHE : Will U hurt me?
HE : No way, I'm not such a kind of person.
SHE : Can I trust U?
HE : Yes.
SHE : Oh Darling!
AFTER WEDDING
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sweet_rose
Sweet Poem :
One One 2
I miss u
Two Two 4
Miss me more
Three Three 6
Friendship is fix
Four Four 8
U r great
Five Five 10
Miss u Again...