FUN-MAJA JOKES SMS





Banta ka baap UK se aaya,usne pucha teri maa kahan hai? ??

Banta-wo to mar gai.??

Baap bola-saale tune muje bataya kyun ni.??

Banta-Maine socha surprise dunga. 
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1 sardar ne mendak se pucha k sardaro me dimag hota hai k nahi?
 
Mendak ne kaha nahi aur pani me kood gaya.

Srdar bola 'saale isme SUICIDE karne wali kya bat thi'
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1 day God tested me, he erased all my memory & askd do u remembr any1 now?

I told UR name.

God:- smiled & said
_some virus cnt be formated.
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Sari umr hum mar-mar ke ji liye.

Ek glaas to ab hume

pine-do, pine-do.

Giv me some White Wine,

Giv me some Red,

Giv me anothr Chance,

I wan2 drink it onc again.



Kandho ko Kitabo ke Bojh ne jukaya.

Daru pina to khud Dosto ne sikhaya.

99% marks laoge to Whisky,

varna Desi.

Pi-Pi kar Bartender bana.

Hateli par Whisky, Rum,Vodka ka chaala,

Cocktail-Mocktail ne pura Bachpan jala dala.

Bachpan to gaya,

Item bhi gayi.

Ek pal to ab hume

pine-do, pine-do.
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A small kid love story : 

uske kadam jaha pade hamne vo jagah chum li.....

aur vo bewafa meri mummy ko jakar boli.....

apka beta mitti khata hai....!
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Women r like net VIRUS they EÑTER OUR life, $çÅÑ our pocket,


TRANSFER our money to Pukhraj rajputi dress & National Handloom account.
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Try dis fun.

Take Ur mobile, Select Vibrate mode & put in Water. Now call from landline. Ur mobile will start swimming.It's a new game called.

"Try & Cry"...¤~
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Girl:kal mera birthday h.


 Boy:Advance happy birthday.. 

Girl:kya gift doge. Boy:kya chaiye.. 

Girl:Ring.. Boy:Ring dunga pr uthana mat balance 2paise hi h
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New accounting terminology :

1Crore= Khoka,

500Cror=1 Koda.

1,000Cror=1 Radia.

10000 Cror=1 Kalmadi, 

100,000 Cror=1Raja 



10 KALMADI +1 RAJA =1 SHARAD PAWAR

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Santa: Dr.saab, I'm suffering from loose motion.



Doctor: Kitni patli aati hai ?



Santa: Dr. Saab, samaj lo ki aap us se garaare kar sakte ho..!


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Royal_msgs

Duniya ke 5 sabse bade sach..

First- Aap apne juban se apne sare danto ko nahi chu sakte

Second- Ye sunane k baad sare bewkoof aisa karte hai

Third- Pahala sach jhooth tha

Fourth- Ab Aap muskura rahe ho

Kyoki Aap bewkoof ban gaye

Fifth-ab Aap ye Sms forward karoge kyuki Aap akele bewkoof nahi banana chahte..


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The next Generation KG Poem-
 Drinking Drinkng little BEER,
 How i wonder which BAR is near,
 Quarter rates r up so HIGH.
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ladka ladki dekhne gaya. thodi der chup baithne k bad bola: english chalegi na?

ladki sarmate hue: soda sath ho to desi b chalegi.
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Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena. 


Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho? 

Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi TARIKA H.
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Difference between liking and loving..??

Liking: Don't worry dear take care.. Love: Don't worry dear I will take care..
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Agar aap mere sms se pareshan hai to 


 custmer care me call kar ke __
 ?
 ?
 ?
 ?
 ?
 apna no.
 band karwa lo
 Qki hum to sudharne wale nai.
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Santa-Can i go to toilet its emergency.

Teacher-1st say A to Z.

Santa-ABCDEFGHIJKLMNQR

S

U

V

W

X

Z

TEACHER-where's the P,O,T,Y.

Santa-its running down my leg.
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A dog fell in love with a cat but dog's parents refused cat. . .

Guess??

Why?

They gave a solid reason.

Haye haye chhokri ki toh muche hain. . .:-D:-D
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Snta- Tumhare Papa Kitne Saal K He?



Bnta- Jitne Saal Ka Mai Hu.



Snta- Kaise?



Bnta- Jis Din Mai Paida Huwa Usi Din To Wo Papa Bane.
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Neend aa rhi h?



Haan!

Light B band h?



Haan!

Bister B ready h?



Haan Bhai 

Haan!

To kya ye Msg padhna zaruri tha?



Chup Chap sote Q nahi?

Gud ni8
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Oh..Are Bap Re. RAM-RAM ye

Kya Ho Gaya



Bahut Badi Galti

Ho Gai

He BHAGVAN ye Kya

Ho Gaya


KANJUS ko MSG CHALA gaya

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Sardar ws sitting & thinkng hard

Sardarni-Kya soch rhe ho?

Sardar-Ye TV walo ko kse pata chlta h?

Srdarni-kya?

Sardar-Aap dekh rhe h Star plus.:.....


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Swarg ke dwar par 3 log the. 

God - "Sirf ek hi andar ja sakta hai.

Pehla ~ "Main pujari hu, sari umar aapki seva ki hai, swarg par mera hi haq h.

Dusra - "Main ek Dr. hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg par toh mera hi haq hai. 



Tisra - "Maine RPSC KI TEYARI KI HAI." 

God - "kuch mat bol mere bhai, rulaega kya? 

sari JAWANI tu narak me raha hai.

Swarg par tera hi haq hai."
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Sardar ne Color TV kharid kr usey 1 balti pani me dubaya.

Socho Q?



?



?



Oji, Srdr ji check kr rhe the ki

kahin T.V ka ColOr to nhi utar rha.:-)
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Gandhiji k jivan se prbhavit hokar mene Gandhiji ke photo jama krna suru kiya hai,

apke pas jitne 



10/50/100/ 500/ 1000 

ke note ho vo bhejkar sahyog dijiye.


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Log kehte hain..!

.

"Agar achhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye to waqt b achha guzarta hai.."

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So.

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Maine socha apko..

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.Apni yaad dila du:-)
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SENDI: dukandar se - lalaji, 1 litre gud dena.. 



Lala - gud litre mein nahi kilo mein aata hai.. 



Dobara mango. 

SENDI -lalaji 1 kilo gud dena, botal mein.. 



Lala -aise nahi mangate, tum dukandar bano aur main gud kharidta hun.. 



Lala - 1 kilo gud dena.. 

SENDI -botal laye ho..?
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1 day GOD asked me,4 hw long do u need dis luvly frnd with u? 

I just dropped a single drop of water into an ocean n told''UNTIL U FIND THIS.


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"REALITY OF LIFE"



Everything is valuable only



- before getting it.. and



- after loosing it..!

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'God Bless You'



is such a little prayer but it means so much.



It means - may Lord with His gracious hands, give u more than u have prayed for..!  



Good Morning

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When U feel sad, go infront of mirror,Luk at urself & sy I am so cute.



U'll smile automatically..:-)



Bt don't mke it a habit



Bcoz..



roz roz mzak acha n hota h.!



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Best msg from Bhagvat Gita:



Your mind is your great friend if you control it



But Your mind is your greatest enemy if it controls you.....



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Some People In Life

Are A Part Of You

And Even When You

Let Them Go

You Never Lose Them

Bcoz You Find The Memories 

Of Time

Spent Together

Still Living In You

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THE SWEETNESS OF CHOCOLATE REMAINS IN TONGUE FOR SOMETIMES 
BUT THE SWEETNESS AND LOVE OF A PERSON LIKE U 
REMAINS IN HEART FOR EVER AND EVER..GOOD MORNING

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A famous poet says..

It is possible to cross an ocean without wetting legs...,

But it is impossible to cross the life without wetting the eyes.!!

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Great line said by Shahid Bhagat Singh: "Zindagi to apne damm par hi ji jati he, Dusro ke Kandho par to sirf Janaaze Utha karte he" belive in Urself. Gud mrng.

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   When it rains all birds fly for shelter.But eagle avoids the rain by flying above the clouds.

Problm is common to all,bt ATTITUDE makes the difference

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"Change is the nature of life but challenge is the future of life. So challenge the changes. Never change the challenges.." 

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Best Motivating Lines: "Waiting to Win is Common to all But Working to Win is Style of a Champion! Be a Champion & Win the World."

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 A knowledgeable person makes u realize how wonderful d world is... But its only a loving person who makes u realize how wonderful U r in d world.
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~ % ~ LOVE IS LIKE "WAR"EASY TO START HARD TO END 'N'IMPOSSIBLE TO FORGETSO DON'T LOVE " ANYONE " ~ % ~

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Genius & Successful people Dont Relax in Chairs, 
They Relax in Work, They Sleep with Dreams, 
& Awake with Determination & Commitment. 

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SLEEP s a languag of rest.


SLEEP s a way2relax

SLEEP s2visualise our drmz

SLEEP improvs Ur mental ability

So hv a Nice SLEEP
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If the 1st buton in a shirt is put wrong, Then Every Buton will be wrong,

So Alwys take ur 1st step carefully in whatever you do to achieve your goal...

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