Newly married Husband savd wife's nmbr on mobile as "MY LIFE"
After 1year: "MY WIFE" 5yrs: "HOME"
10Yrs: "HITLER" & aftr Silver Anniversary: "WRONG NUMBER"
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Wife ka matlab kya hai ?
Wife ka matlab hai -"SHAKTI"
To fir Husband ka matlab kya hai?
Husband ka matlab hai-
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"SAHEN SHAKTI"
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Pati patni me jhagde ke bhad
Pati ne Kagaz pe likha mujh 6 baje jaga dena.
Patni ne subha kagaz pe likh diya.
6 baj gaye hai uth jao.
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Who's guilty?
Husband nd wife were sleeping.
Wife dreaming at ni8 suddenly shouted:
"Quick, my husband is back."
Husband got up nd jumped out of d window.
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