A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road,
He Said: Look Mom look,that boy n girl r Fighting For A Chewing GUM..
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GOD ASKED,
"What is forgiveness?"
A little boy sendi gave luvly reply...
"It is the wonderful fruit that a tree gives when it is being hurt by a stone..."
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A kid asked Swami Vivekanand:
Sab Kuch Khone Se Zyada Bura Kya h?
He Replied:
Wo umeed Khona jiske Bharose Par hum Sab Kuch Vapas Paa Sakte h
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BETA:- papa meri teacher kitni pyari hai na.! SANTA:Beta teacher MAA ke barabar hoti hai. BETA:Aap to hamesha apne hi setting me rehte ho..!
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GOD ASKED,
"What is forgiveness?"
A little boy sendi gave luvly reply...
"It is the wonderful fruit that a tree gives when it is being hurt by a stone..."
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Ek bar hanuman Ji ne Ravan k Garden me bahut shor machaya to Ravan ka Beta Meghnath aya aur bola-
.
.
.
Volume Kam Kr, Pappa Jag Jayega
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A nice Letter by a little Kid who hates Maths:
"Dear Maths, please grow up soon & try to solve ur own problems.
Don't depend on others..!!"
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Boy:Me 5 Yrs Ka Hu,
Aur Tum?
Girl:Me 3 Yrs Ki Hu.Boy:Toh Fir Chal Na,
Shrmana Kya?
Girl : Kanha..??
?
?
?
?
?
?
Boy-Polio Ki Dva Pine.!
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Ek student ne MBA ka form bharte hue paas khade chaukidar se puchha : kaisa hai college? chaukidar:-bahut badhiya Hai, hamne khud yahi se MBA kia hai..:
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CUTE LINES BY A CHILD 2 HIS MOTHER=
Mom i luv u
more thn u luv me.
Mother=How can u tell this?
Sn=Coz u hav
2 Sons
but i hav only
1 mother.
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I MISS U..
Lekin pta hai miss to skul mei hoti hai.
Skul mei to bache hote hai.
Bache to chote hote hai.
Choti to chiriya hoti hai.
Chidiya to udti hai.
Udta to kawwa bhi hai.
Kawwa to kaala hota hai.
Kaali to billi bi hoti hai.
Billi to sher ki khala hai.
Sher to jungle mei rehta hai.
Jungle mei to haathi bhi rehta hai.
Hathi to bahut bda hota hai.
Bda to samandar bhi hai.
Samandar to neela hota hai.
Neela to asmaan bhi hota hai.
Asmaan par to taare hote hai.
Taare to chmakte bhi hai.
Chmakta to heera bhi hai.
Heera to mehnga hota hai.
Mehnga to sona hota hai.
Sona to raat ko hota hai.
Raat ke baad toh subah hoti hai.
Subah to naashta krte hai.
Nashte mei to anda hota hai.
Anda 2 rang ka hota hai.
2 rang ka toh zebra bhi hota hai.
Zebra to ghode jaisa hota hai.
Ghoda toh tanga chlata hai.
Taange par bache skul jate hai.
Skul me to miss hoti he.
Miss se yaad aaya..
I MISS U...
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ma: beta khana khale.
beta: nhi
ma: tofi khale.
beta: nhi
ma: ice cream kale.
beta: nhi
ma: pizza khale.
beta: nhi
ma: samose khale.
beta: nhi
ma: bilkul apne bap pr gya he...
thappr kha ke hi manega.
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DAD: BETA 1 GLASS PANI LANA
SON: NAHI LAUNGA
2nd SON : REHNE DO DAD YE TO HAI HI BADTAMIZ AAP KHUD HI LELO AUR MERE LIYE BHI LETE AANA-
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ek ort thi jiske 3 bcche the
or ek admi jiske bhi 3 bcche the.
dono me pyar huaa or phir un dono ke tin bcche hue
ek din vo admi kisi kam se bahr gya.
to uski bb ka phon aaya vo boli:
aji apke bcche or mere bcche milkr hmare bccho ko mar rhe he.
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।। नटखट बनसी वाले
गोकुल के राजा
मेरी आँखिया तरस गई
अब तो आजा ।।
जन्म आष्टमी के पावन
आवसर तक इस SMS को इतना फैलाय जितना
आपको ।। कानहा जी ।। से प्रेम है ।।
।। राधे राधे ।।
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BACHPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.
Khushiyo ka khazana hota tha.
Chahat chaand ko pane ki,
dil titli ka diwana hota tha.
Khabar na thi kuch subah ki,
na shaamo ka thikana hota tha.
Thak-haar k aana school se
par khelne b jana hota tha
Dadi ki kahani hoti thi
pariyo ka fasana hota tha
Barish me kagaz ki kashti thi
Har mausam suhana hota tha
Har khel me sathi hote the
Har rishta nibhana hota tha
Papa ki wo daate galti par
Mummy ka manana hota tha
Gam ki juban na hoti thi
na jakhmo ka paimana hota tha
Rone ki wajah na hoti thi
na hasne ka bahana hota tha
Ab nahi rhi wo zindgi...jaisa BACHPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.
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In future how wil i identify ur kids in class room?
i wil jst check who is erasing his notes whn d teacher is cleaning d board & i wil knw d legend is back.
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The next Generation KG Poem-
Drinking Drinkng little BEER,
How i wonder which BAR is near,
Quarter rates r up so HIGH.
Drink a peg with chicken Fry.
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1 day GOD asked me,4 hw long do u need dis luvly frnd with u?
I just dropped a single drop of water into an ocean n told''UNTIL U FIND THIS.
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1 day GOD asked me,4 hw long do u need dis luvly frnd with u?
I just dropped a single drop of water into an ocean n told''UNTIL U FIND THIS.
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"REALITY OF LIFE"
Everything is valuable only
- before getting it.. and
- after loosing it..!
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'God Bless You'
is such a little prayer but it means so much.
It means - may Lord with His gracious hands, give u more than u have prayed for..!
Good Morning
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When U feel sad, go infront of mirror,Luk at urself & sy I am so cute.
U'll smile automatically..:-)
Bt don't mke it a habit
Bcoz..
roz roz mzak acha n hota h.!
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Best msg from Bhagvat Gita:
Your mind is your great friend if you control it
But Your mind is your greatest enemy if it controls you.....
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Some People In Life
Are A Part Of You
And Even When You
Let Them Go
You Never Lose Them
Bcoz You Find The Memories
Of Time
Spent Together
Still Living In You
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THE SWEETNESS OF CHOCOLATE REMAINS IN TONGUE FOR SOMETIMES
BUT THE SWEETNESS AND LOVE OF A PERSON LIKE U
REMAINS IN HEART FOR EVER AND EVER..GOOD MORNING
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A famous poet says..
It is possible to cross an ocean without wetting legs...,
But it is impossible to cross the life without wetting the eyes.!!
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Great line said by Shahid Bhagat Singh: "Zindagi to apne damm par hi ji jati he, Dusro ke Kandho par to sirf Janaaze Utha karte he" belive in Urself. Gud mrng.
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When it rains all birds fly for shelter.But eagle avoids the rain by flying above the clouds.
Problm is common to all,bt ATTITUDE makes the difference
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"Change is the nature of life but challenge is the future of life. So challenge the changes. Never change the challenges.."
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Best Motivating Lines: "Waiting to Win is Common to all But Working to Win is Style of a Champion! Be a Champion & Win the World."
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A knowledgeable person makes u realize how wonderful d world is... But its only a loving person who makes u realize how wonderful U r in d world.
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~ % ~ LOVE IS LIKE "WAR"EASY TO START HARD TO END 'N'IMPOSSIBLE TO FORGETSO DON'T LOVE " ANYONE " ~ % ~
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Genius & Successful people Dont Relax in Chairs,
They Relax in Work, They Sleep with Dreams,
& Awake with Determination & Commitment.
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SLEEP s a languag of rest.
SLEEP s a way2relax
SLEEP s2visualise our drmz
SLEEP improvs Ur mental ability
So hv a Nice SLEEP
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If the 1st buton in a shirt is put wrong, Then Every Buton will be wrong,
So Alwys take ur 1st step carefully in whatever you do to achieve your goal...
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BACHPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA
THA.
Khushiyo ka khazana hota
tha.
Chahat chaand ko pane
ki,
dil titli ka diwana hota
tha.
Khabar na thi kuch subah
ki,
na shaamo ka thikana
hota tha.
Thak-haar k aana school
se
par khelne b jana hota
tha
Dadi ki kahani hoti thi
pariyo ka fasana hota
tha
Barish me kagaz ki
kashti thi
Har mausam suhana hota
tha
Har khel me sathi hote
the
Har rishta nibhana hota
tha
Papa ki wo daate galti
par
Mummy ka manana hota tha
Gam ki juban na hoti thi
na jakhmo ka paimana
hota tha
Rone ki wajah na hoti
thi
na hasne ka bahana hota
tha
Ab nahi rhi wo
zindgi...jaisa BACHPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.
_____________________________________________________
In future how wil i
identify ur kids in class room?
i wil jst check who
is erasing his notes whn d teacher is cleaning d board & i wil knw d legend
is back.
____________________________________________________________
The next Generation KG
Poem-
Drinking Drinkng little
BEER,
How i wonder which
BAR is near,
Quarter rates r up
so HIGH.
Drink a peg with
chicken Fry.
___________________________________
1 day GOD asked me,4 hw
long do u need dis luvly frnd with u?
I just dropped a single
drop of water into an ocean n told''UNTIL U FIND THIS.
__________________________________
"REALITY OF LIFE"
Everything is valuable only
- before getting it.. and
- after loosing it..!
________________________________
'God Bless You'
is such a little prayer but it means so much.
It means - may Lord with His gracious hands, give u more than u have
prayed for..!
Good Morning
______________________________
When U feel sad, go infront of mirror,Luk at urself & sy I am so
cute.
U'll smile automatically..:-)
Bt don't mke it a habit
Bcoz..
roz roz mzak acha n hota h.!
___________________________________
Best msg from Bhagvat Gita:
Your mind is your great friend if you control it
But Your mind is your greatest enemy if it controls you.....
______________________________
Some People In Life
Are A Part Of You
And Even When You
Let Them Go
You Never Lose Them
Bcoz You Find The Memories
Of Time
Spent Together
Still Living In You
_____________________________
THE SWEETNESS OF CHOCOLATE REMAINS IN TONGUE FOR SOMETIMES
BUT THE SWEETNESS AND LOVE OF A PERSON
LIKE U
REMAINS IN HEART FOR EVER AND EVER..GOOD
MORNING
_______________________________
A famous poet says..
It is possible to cross an ocean without wetting legs...,
But it is impossible to cross the life without wetting the eyes.!!
_____________________________
Great line said by Shahid Bhagat Singh: "Zindagi to apne damm par
hi ji jati he, Dusro ke Kandho par to sirf Janaaze Utha karte he" belive
in Urself. Gud mrng.
___________________________________
When it rains all birds fly for shelter.But
eagle avoids the rain by flying above the clouds.
Problm is common to all,bt
ATTITUDE makes the difference
______________________________
"Change is the
nature of life but challenge is the future of life. So challenge the changes.
Never change the challenges.."
_______________________________
Best Motivating Lines:
"Waiting to Win is Common to all But Working to Win is Style of a
Champion! Be a Champion & Win the World."
______________________________
A knowledgeable
person makes u realize how wonderful d world is... But its only a loving person
who makes u realize how wonderful U r in d world.
_________________________________
~ % ~ LOVE IS LIKE
"WAR"EASY TO START HARD TO END 'N'IMPOSSIBLE TO FORGETSO DON'T LOVE
" ANYONE " ~ % ~
__________________________________
Genius & Successful
people Dont Relax in Chairs,
They Relax in Work, They
Sleep with Dreams,
& Awake with
Determination & Commitment.
___________________________________
SLEEP s a languag of rest.
SLEEP s a way2relax
SLEEP s2visualise our
drmz
SLEEP improvs Ur mental
ability
So hv a Nice SLEEP
___________________________
If the 1st buton in a
shirt is put wrong, Then Every Buton will be wrong,
So Alwys take ur 1st
step carefully in whatever you do to achieve your goal...
__________________________