''How old are U?''
child replied...Ghar
par 14,school me 12,bus me 10,train me 7 aur Facebook par 18.
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MORAL: Puraane
zamaane se hi biwi ki magajmaari chali aa rahi hai. Jab Bhagwaan hi Biwi se
nahi bach sake to AAP to aakhir insaan ho ....
♻Qudrat NeAurat ko 💫Haseen Banaya
:
Khoobsurti di
:
Chand sachehra diya
:
🐐Hirni
siAnkhein
:
Morni jaisi🐾Chaal
:
〰Resham seBaal
:
Koel jaisiMethee awaz di
:
Phool simasoomiat di
:
Gulab seHont
:
🐝💧Shehad
simitas di
:
💞Pyar
BhraDil Diya
:
AUR
💬Phir
?
?
?
Phir kya hua
jante ho ??
?
👅Ek ZUBAN Di
AUR
SabSatyaNaash Ho gaya
:
🔃Har♻Waqt
Tr
Trr
Trrr ......😛😅
♻Send this to
Every Husband who can Enjoy it and to Every Wife who can Tolerate it. 😎
Jinki shadi
nahi hui... JEELO!
Jinki shadi ho
gayi... JHELO!
hV * e P�\ P� .
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🔄
Why do most
indian women request 4 the same husband,
in the next
life.?..
Arre..itni
mehnat se trained kiya hai..
waste thodi
jane denge! 👝👛👓🎽
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Mobile Aya
Camera Khatam
Mobile Aya
⏰ Wrist Watch
Khatam
Mobile Aya
🔦 Torch
Khatam
Mobile Aya
Radio Khatam
Mobile Aya
MP3 Khatam
Mobile Aya
Letters Khatam
Mobile Aya
📟
Calculator Khatam
Mobile Aya
Computer Khatam
Mobile Aya
Sakoon Khatam
Aur agar apka
“Mobile"
ap ki
"Biwi"
ke haath aya toh
Maa Kasam
aap
"Khatam."
.....
@
( )
\ 👅 /
🎽c
👖
/ \
👞👞
Ek Panditji ka
beta bada ho gaya tha.
Panditji ne
socha ke aab time aa gaya hai ke apne bete ne apni raah chun leni chahiye.
Par har jawan
ladke ke tarah ladka bi confused tha ke kya karna chahiye.
Panditji ko ek
idea aaya. Unhone bete ke room me 4 chize rakh di:
1. Geeta 📔
2. Sone ka
sikka 🌕
3. Sharab ki
bottle
4. Playboy
Magazine 📕
Panditji ne
socha ke agar bete ne Geeta uthaayi to beta unke jaisa pandit banega.
Agar Sone ka
sikka uthaya to businessman banega.
Daaru ki bottle
uthaayi to bigda hua aawara niklega.
Aur agar
Playboy magazine uthaayi to Loffer CharitraHin banega.
Panditji bete
ke room me chup ke dekhne lage.
Beta aaya aur
ussne wo charo chize dekhi.
Usne pehle
Geeta uthaayi aur bagal me rakh li, Panditji khush hue.
Fir ussne sikka
bhi utha lia,
Fir usne bottle
bhi leli
Aur fir
magazine bhi lekar wo chala gaya!!
Panditji apna
sir fodte hue bole,
Hey Bhagwan! Ye
to AASARAM BAPU banega.
School ki dosti
10th class
tak..
Universty ki
dosti
Final year
tak..
Office ki dosti
Retirement
tak..
Lover ki dosti
shadi tak..
.....But...
Hamari Dosti
aap se
30-Feb tak..
........Q
K......
Na kabhi 30 Feb
ayegi..
Aur na humari
dosti ka end hoga
Note:
Ye msg un
doston ko bhejein jin ka sath ap puri zindgi nhi chorna chahty..
muje b kareian
agr ap muje b nhi khona chahty..😛
ye msg sbko snd
kren aur dekhain kitne log apko khona nhi chahte..
School ki dosti
10th class
tak..
Universty ki
dosti
Final year
tak..
Office ki dosti
Retirement
tak..
Lover ki dosti
shadi tak..
.....But...
Hamari Dosti
aap se
30-Feb tak..
........Q
K......
Na kabhi 30 Feb
ayegi..
Aur na humari
dosti ka end hoga
Note:
Ye msg un
doston ko bhejein jin ka sath ap puri zindgi nhi chorna chahty..
muje b kareian
agr ap muje b nhi khona chahty..😛
ye msg sbko snd
kren aur dekhain kitne log apko khona nhi chahte..
1 TO 10 .....
FANTASTIC WORDS
The most
selfish one letter word.
" I "
Avoid it.
.
The most
satisfying two letter word.
"We"
Use it.
.
The most
poisonous three letter word.
"Ego"
Kill it.
.
The most used
four letter word.
"LOVE"
Value it.
.
The most
pleasing five letter word.
"Smile"
Keep it
.
The fastest
spreading six letter word.
"Rumour"
✖Ignore it.✖
.
The hard
working seven letter word.
"Success"
Achieve it.
.
The most
enviable eight letter word.
"Jealousy"
↔Distance it.↔
.
The most
powerful nine letter word.
"Knowledge"
📘Acquire
it.📘
.
The most divine
ten letter word.
"Friendship"
👬Maintain
it....👭
A Wife hit her
Husband with a Frying Pan "tuunnn.."
HUSBND: What
was that for?
WIFE: I found a
paper in ur pocket with the name JENNY on it.
HUSBAND: I took
part in a RACE last week & JENNY was the name of my HORSE.
WIFE: Sorry!
Next day wife
hit him with the frying pan AGAIN! "tuunnn.."
HUSBND: why did
u hit me again?
WIFE: Ur Horse
is on the phone 😛
Challange For U
Khali jagah me
"HA" ya "Nahi" bharo
1)
________________ mai insan nahi bander hoon
2)
________________ mai hi pagal hoon
3)
________________ mere dimag ka koi ilaaj nahi hai
4)
________________ muje pagal khane jana hai