GOOD AFTERNOON SMS-JOKES



''How old are U?''
child replied...Ghar par 14,school me 12,bus me 10,train me 7 aur Facebook par 18.
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MORAL: Puraane zamaane se hi biwi ki magajmaari chali aa rahi hai. Jab Bhagwaan hi Biwi se nahi bach sake to AAP to aakhir insaan ho ....
Qudrat NeAurat ko 💫Haseen Banaya
:


Khoobsurti di
:
Chand sachehra diya
:
🐐Hirni siAnkhein
:
Morni jaisi🐾Chaal

:
Resham seBaal
:
Koel jaisiMethee awaz di
:
Phool simasoomiat di

:
Gulab seHont
:
🐝💧Shehad simitas di
:
💞Pyar BhraDil Diya
:
AUR
💬Phir
?


?
?
Phir kya hua jante ho ??
?
👅Ek  ZUBAN Di
AUR
SabSatyaNaash Ho gaya


:
🔃HarWaqt
Tr
Trr
Trrr ......😛😅

Send this to Every Husband who can Enjoy it and to Every Wife who can Tolerate it. 😎



Jinki shadi nahi hui... JEELO!
Jinki shadi ho gayi... JHELO!

hV * e P�\ P� .

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🔄
Why do most indian women request 4 the same husband,
in the next life.?..
Arre..itni mehnat se trained kiya hai..
waste thodi jane denge! 👝👛👓🎽
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Mobile Aya
Camera  Khatam

Mobile Aya
Wrist Watch Khatam

Mobile Aya
🔦 Torch Khatam

Mobile Aya
Radio Khatam

Mobile Aya
MP3 Khatam

Mobile Aya
Letters Khatam

Mobile Aya
📟 Calculator Khatam

Mobile Aya
Computer  Khatam

Mobile Aya
Sakoon Khatam

Aur agar apka

Mobile"
ap ki

"Biwi" ke haath aya toh
Maa Kasam
aap "Khatam." 
.....
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🎽c
👖
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👞👞
Ek Panditji ka beta bada ho gaya tha.
Panditji ne socha ke aab time aa gaya hai ke apne bete ne apni raah chun leni chahiye.
Par har jawan ladke ke tarah ladka bi confused tha ke kya karna chahiye.
Panditji ko ek idea aaya. Unhone bete ke room me 4 chize rakh di:
1. Geeta 📔
2. Sone ka sikka 🌕
3. Sharab ki bottle
4. Playboy Magazine 📕
Panditji ne socha ke agar bete ne Geeta uthaayi to beta unke jaisa pandit banega.
Agar Sone ka sikka uthaya to businessman banega.
Daaru ki bottle uthaayi to bigda hua aawara niklega.
Aur agar Playboy magazine uthaayi to Loffer CharitraHin banega.

Panditji bete ke room me chup ke dekhne lage.
Beta aaya aur ussne wo charo chize dekhi.
Usne pehle Geeta uthaayi aur bagal me rakh li, Panditji khush hue.
Fir ussne sikka bhi utha lia,
Fir usne bottle bhi leli
Aur fir magazine bhi lekar wo chala gaya!!

Panditji apna sir fodte hue bole,
Hey Bhagwan! Ye to AASARAM BAPU banega.
School ki dosti

10th class tak..

Universty ki dosti

Final year tak..

Office ki dosti

Retirement tak..

Lover ki dosti shadi tak..

.....But...

Hamari Dosti aap se

30-Feb tak..

........Q K......

Na kabhi 30 Feb ayegi..
Aur na humari dosti ka end  hoga

Note:
Ye msg un doston ko bhejein jin ka sath ap puri zindgi nhi chorna chahty..
muje b kareian agr ap muje b nhi khona chahty..😛
ye msg sbko snd kren aur dekhain kitne log apko khona nhi chahte..
School ki dosti

10th class tak..

Universty ki dosti

Final year tak..

Office ki dosti

Retirement tak..

Lover ki dosti shadi tak..

.....But...

Hamari Dosti aap se

30-Feb tak..

........Q K......

Na kabhi 30 Feb ayegi..
Aur na humari dosti ka end  hoga

Note:
Ye msg un doston ko bhejein jin ka sath ap puri zindgi nhi chorna chahty..
muje b kareian agr ap muje b nhi khona chahty..😛
ye msg sbko snd kren aur dekhain kitne log apko khona nhi chahte..
1 TO 10 .....
FANTASTIC WORDS

The most selfish one letter word.

" I "

Avoid it.
.

The most satisfying two letter word.

"We"
Use it.
.
The most poisonous three letter word.

"Ego"
Kill it.
.
The most used four letter word.

"LOVE"
Value it.
.
The most pleasing five letter word.

"Smile"
Keep it
.
The fastest spreading six letter word.

"Rumour"
Ignore it.
.
The hard working seven letter word.

"Success"
Achieve it.
.
The most enviable eight letter word.

"Jealousy"
Distance it.
.
The most powerful nine letter word.

"Knowledge"
📘Acquire it.📘
.
The most divine ten letter word.

"Friendship"
👬Maintain it....👭
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan "tuunnn.."

HUSBND: What was that for?

WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket with the name JENNY on it.

HUSBAND: I took part in a RACE last week & JENNY was the name of my HORSE.

WIFE: Sorry!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan AGAIN! "tuunnn.."

HUSBND: why did u hit me again?

WIFE: Ur Horse is on the phone 😛
Challange For U

Khali jagah me "HA" ya "Nahi" bharo

1) ________________ mai insan nahi bander hoon
2) ________________ mai hi pagal hoon
3) ________________ mere dimag ka koi ilaaj nahi hai
4) ________________ muje pagal khane jana hai

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