FACEBOOK LOTPOT SMS



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"Your own Supari"..


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All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does
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🚦Whats Checkmate?

U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u"
&
wife asks "WAS SHE HOT..??"
U cnt say 'no'
U cnt say 'yes'
Dats Checkmate.! 😋




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STOCK MARKET EFFECT:
Depressed Husband to his fat wife:
"You are my only investment,
that has doubled.'' 🙈🙉🙊😟
Sardar continued...

Sardar called customer care:- Ji meri Bhais mera sim khaa gayi h & bhag gayi.
Customer care:- To hum kya kare..?
Sardar:- Ji ye puchna tha ke roming to nahi legegi..?

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Sardar road pe potty kar raha tha.
Police ne use pakad liya.
Jab use le jaane lage to sardar bola kanoon ke rakhwalon, saboot to utha lo...
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Sardar:- Yaar toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya h.
Dukardar:- 1 baal toota to naya Q le rahe ho.
Sardar:- Jo tuta h wo akhiri tha...
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Sardar:- Bhai 2 ticket dena.
Conductor:- 2 kyu.
Sardar:- 1 kho jaye to dusra kaam ayega.
Conductor:- Agar dono kho gaye to.
Sardar:- Abe fir paas kab kaam ayega.
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Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..?
Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h...
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Sardar flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha.
Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno...
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Sardarni:- Please bike tez na chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.
Sardar:- Agar tujhe bhi dar lag raha h to meri tarah ankhein band kar le...
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Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.
Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya
"kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi...
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1 Sardar ko exam me koi sawal nahi aata tha to sardar ne har sawal ke neche |||||||||| lines laga di or likha Scratch kar ke answer padh lo...
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Sardar ne apni wife ko 1 whisky ka peg diya to wife:- Chhiiii !! kitna kadva h.
Sardar:- Aur tu sochti h main roz Ash karta hu...
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1 bar 300 sardar ship me travel kar rahe the lekin sare maar gaye.
Kese..?
Ship bichme khrab hua to dhaka dene niche uter gaye...
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Eak Sardar jungle se ja rha tha to 1 chudail ne use rok ke kha:-
Hu Hu
Ha Ha Ha... Rukja main chudail hu.
Sardar:- Mainu pata h. Teri 1 behan mere naal hi vyaahi hai.
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Eak Sardar hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhul gaya.
Waiter:- What do u like to
have sir.?
Sardar:- 1 Plate Egg's father...
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Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga:- Banglore aya Banglore, Balle balle.
Air hostess:- Hello sir be silent. Plz
Sardar:- Ok, anglore aya anglore,alle alle.
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Sardar:- Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho..?
Halwai:- 30 saal se.
Sardar:- Badi sharm ki baat h tum se aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani.
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Sardar wrong side car chala rha tha to bola:-
O shit, Aaj phir late ho gaya sare log wapas jaa rahe hai...
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Sardar 1st time plane me baitha. Jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha sardar pilot ko maarne laga aur
bola:-
Saale main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar rha hai.
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Biwi:- Jab se hum dono ka divorce hua h tab se tum roz mere ghar ke samne potty kyon kar jate ho.
Sardar:- Tumko ye btane ke tere bina main bhookha nahi maar raha hu.
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Sardar ne 1 aadmi ko jordar tamacha maar diya.
Aadmi:- Maine kya galti ki hai?
Sardar:- Tum saale galti karo, uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge.
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Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5



Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka???


Boy(): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun...
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Ek dum latest....

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Air hostes to Pandit:
Sir,kya lenge?
Pandit-Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu.
Air hostess-Sir,aap kingfisher k plane me baithe h,
Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi...
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Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santa's door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??
Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!
Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain!

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Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..
fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi..😛😛

Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi
Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ...
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1 Sardar ne MENDAK se pucha k sardaro me dimag hota h?
Mendk bola-nahi, or pani me kud gaya. Sardar pura din sochta raha isme SUICIDE karne wali kya baat thi  ?
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Sir: Define Energy ?
Sardar: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.

Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.

Sardar: "and this is called Energy......"
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Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?

Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!
funtoosh - Friendship is the best thing that comes to life. Friends will always be there for you don't worry about the fakes worry about the people who had your back from the start and never treated you wrong always remember they are your real friends don't never take them as granted because one day your going to lose a good friend by the way your action's are when you see a good friend stick to that person
Do baatein:
1. Do baatein hamesha yaad rakhna:Har insaan itna bura nahi hota jitna 'pan-card' aur 'aadhar card' mein dikhta hai. Aur itna achchha bhi nahi hota jitna 'facebook' aur 'whats app' per dikhta hai.

2. Do baatein hamesha yaad rakhna. Har aadmi itna bura nahi hota jitna uski 'biwi' usko samazti hai... Aur itna achcha bhi nahi hota jitna uski 'maa' usko samazti hai..
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Golden words..

"If u want to change the world, do it when u r a bachelor.    
                            After marriage u cant even change a TV channel"
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Today is 'WIFE'S' DAY!
Always Love the 'Wife'.
No Life without Wife.
Remain Loyal & Faithful to Wife.
Keep Wife Happy & Satisfied....
Never mind "Whose Wife"

HAPPY 'WIFE' DAY!

Poori Ramayan Biwiyon ki Kahani hai!

LAXMAN apni biwi ko ghar pe chhodkar chala gaya...

RAAVAN doosre ki utha ke phas gaya...

Sugreev ne RAM ka saath is liye diya kyunki usse apni biwi Bali se wapis chaahiye thi...

HANUMAN ki apni thi hi nahi magar doosre ki dhoondhne ke chakkar me LANKA jalaa daali...

RAM ko apni waapis chaahiye thi to usse 10 din tak yuddh karna pada, aur end me kya hua???

Jis Biwi ke kaaran Itni RAMAYAN hui Woh to underground ho gayi...

Abhi socho itna jhamela hua kyun???

Kyun ki DASHRATH ki 3 biwiyan thein!!

MORAL: Puraane zamaane se hi biwi ki magajmaari chali aa rahi hai. Jab Bhagwaan hi Biwi se nahi bach sake to AAP to aakhir insaan ho ....
Qudrat NeAurat ko 💫Haseen Banaya
:
Khoobsurti di
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Chand sachehra diya
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🐐Hirni siAnkhein
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Morni jaisi🐾Chaal
:
Resham seBaal
:
Koel jaisiMethee awaz di
:
Phool simasoomiat di
:
Gulab seHont
:
🐝💧Shehad simitas di
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💞Pyar BhraDil Diya
:
AUR
💬Phir
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Phir kya hua jante ho ??
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👅Ek  ZUBAN Di
AUR
SabSatyaNaash Ho gaya
:
🔃HarWaqt
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Send this to Every Husband who can Enjoy it and to Every Wife who can Tolerate it. 😎

Jinki shadi nahi hui... JEELO!
Jinki shadi ho gayi... JHELO!

hV * e P�\ P� .

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Why do most indian women request 4 the same husband,
in the next life.?..
Arre..itni mehnat se trained kiya hai..

waste thodi jane denge! 👝👛👓🎽
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MORAL: Puraane zamaane se hi biwi ki magajmaari chali aa rahi hai. Jab Bhagwaan hi Biwi se nahi bach sake to AAP to aakhir insaan ho ....
Qudrat NeAurat ko 💫Haseen Banaya
:
Khoobsurti di
:
Chand sachehra diya
:
🐐Hirni siAnkhein
:
Morni jaisi🐾Chaal
:
Resham seBaal
:
Koel jaisiMethee awaz di
:
Phool simasoomiat di
:
Gulab seHont
:
🐝💧Shehad simitas di
:
💞Pyar BhraDil Diya
:
AUR
💬Phir
?
?
?
Phir kya hua jante ho ??
?
👅Ek  ZUBAN Di
AUR
SabSatyaNaash Ho gaya
:
🔃HarWaqt
Tr
Trr
Trrr ......😛😅

Send this to Every Husband who can Enjoy it and to Every Wife who can Tolerate it. 😎

Jinki shadi nahi hui... JEELO!
Jinki shadi ho gayi... JHELO!

hV * e P�\ P� .

-------------🙋

🔄
Why do most indian women request 4 the same husband,
in the next life.?..
Arre..itni mehnat se trained kiya hai..

waste thodi jane denge! 👝👛👓🎽