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.
.
.
.
"Your own
Supari"..
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🔄
All Men are
Brave,
Horror Movies
don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed
Calls from Wife ..surely does
😎😋
🔄
🚦Whats
Checkmate?
U tell ur wife
I saw a lady, looked xctly like u"
&
wife asks
"WAS SHE HOT..??"
U cnt say 'no'
U cnt say 'yes'
Dats
Checkmate.! 😋
🔄
STOCK MARKET
EFFECT:
Depressed
Husband to his fat wife:
"You are
my only investment,
that has
doubled.'' 🙈🙉🙊😟
Sardar
continued...
Sardar called
customer care:- Ji meri Bhais mera sim khaa gayi h & bhag gayi.
Customer care:-
To hum kya kare..?
Sardar:- Ji ye
puchna tha ke roming to nahi legegi..?
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar road pe
potty kar raha tha.
Police ne use
pakad liya.
Jab use le
jaane lage to sardar bola kanoon ke rakhwalon, saboot to utha lo...
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar:- Yaar
toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya h.
Dukardar:- 1
baal toota to naya Q le rahe ho.
Sardar:- Jo
tuta h wo akhiri tha...
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar:- Bhai 2
ticket dena.
Conductor:- 2
kyu.
Sardar:- 1 kho
jaye to dusra kaam ayega.
Conductor:-
Agar dono kho gaye to.
Sardar:- Abe
fir paas kab kaam ayega.
🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardarji jab
exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..?
Kyunki sardarji
ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h...
🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar flight
me pilot ka
headphone cheen
raha tha.
Pilot:-Ye kya
kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Accha
ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno...
🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardarni:-
Please bike tez na chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.
Sardar:- Agar
tujhe bhi dar lag raha h to meri tarah ankhein band kar le...
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar ko chand
par bhejne ka faisla hua.
Aadhe raste
jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya
"kamino
aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi...
🙊🙊🙊🙊
1 Sardar ko
exam me koi sawal nahi aata tha to sardar ne har sawal ke neche ||||||||||
lines laga di or likha Scratch kar ke answer padh lo...
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar ne apni
wife ko 1 whisky ka peg diya to wife:- Chhiiii !! kitna kadva h.
Sardar:- Aur tu
sochti h main roz Ash karta hu...
🙊🙊🙊🙊
1 bar 300
sardar ship me travel kar rahe the lekin sare maar gaye.
Kese..?
Ship bichme
khrab hua to dhaka dene niche uter gaye...
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Eak Sardar
jungle se ja rha tha to 1 chudail ne use rok ke kha:-
Hu Hu
Ha Ha Ha...
Rukja main chudail hu.
Sardar:- Mainu
pata h. Teri 1 behan mere naal hi vyaahi hai.
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Eak Sardar
hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhul gaya.
Waiter:- What
do u like to
have sir.?
Sardar:- 1
Plate Egg's father...
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar plane
land hote hi chillane laga:- Banglore aya Banglore, Balle balle.
Air hostess:-
Hello sir be silent. Plz
Sardar:- Ok,
anglore aya anglore,alle alle.
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar:- Tum
kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho..?
Halwai:- 30
saal se.
Sardar:- Badi
sharm ki baat h tum se aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani.
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar wrong
side car chala rha tha to bola:-
O shit, Aaj
phir late ho gaya sare log wapas jaa rahe hai...
🙊🙊🙊��
Sardar 1st time
plane me baitha. Jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha sardar pilot ko maarne
laga aur
bola:-
Saale main
pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar rha hai.
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Biwi:- Jab se
hum dono ka divorce hua h tab se tum roz mere ghar ke samne potty kyon kar jate
ho.
Sardar:- Tumko
ye btane ke tere bina main bhookha nahi maar raha hu.
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar ne 1
aadmi ko jordar tamacha maar diya.
Aadmi:- Maine
kya galti ki hai?
Sardar:- Tum
saale galti karo, uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge.
Boy: hey i
bought a new i-phone 5
Girl: wow.....
Konsi company ka???
Boy(): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun...
Ek dum
latest....
Air hostes to
Pandit:
Sir,kya lenge?
Pandit-Puri,sabji,khir
aur laddu.
Air
hostess-Sir,aap kingfisher k plane me baithe h,
Vijay malya k
shraadh me nahi...
😀
Sonakshi Sinha
knocks on santa's door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??
Santa: Chal
bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!
Sardaar dekha
nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain!
Santa to Son:
"maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
Son: 1st day
teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi
6+2=8..
fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi
khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi..😛😛
Mom to Children
:- Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi
Children :- Lo
kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ...
1 Sardar ne
MENDAK se pucha k sardaro me dimag hota h?
Mendk
bola-nahi, or pani me kud gaya. Sardar pura din sochta raha isme SUICIDE karne
wali kya baat thi ?
Sir: Define
Energy ?
Sardar: Sir
pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain,
jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Sardar:
"and this is called Energy......"
Salesman: Sir,
cockroach k liye powder loge kya?
Santa: "
Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal
sala DEO mangega!!
funtoosh -
Friendship is the best thing that comes to life. Friends will always be there
for you don't worry about the fakes worry about the people who had your back
from the start and never treated you wrong always remember they are your real
friends don't never take them as granted because one day your going to lose a
good friend by the way your action's are when you see a good friend stick to
that person
Do baatein:
1. Do baatein
hamesha yaad rakhna:Har insaan itna bura nahi hota jitna 'pan-card' aur 'aadhar
card' mein dikhta hai. Aur itna achchha bhi nahi hota jitna 'facebook' aur
'whats app' per dikhta hai.
2. Do baatein
hamesha yaad rakhna. Har aadmi itna bura nahi hota jitna uski 'biwi' usko
samazti hai... Aur itna achcha bhi nahi hota jitna uski 'maa' usko samazti
hai..
Golden words..
"If u want
to change the world, do it when u r a bachelor.
After marriage u
cant even change a TV channel"
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hV * e P�\ P� .
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Today is
'WIFE'S' DAY!
Always Love the
'Wife'.
No Life without
Wife.
Remain Loyal
& Faithful to Wife.
Keep Wife Happy
& Satisfied....
Never mind
"Whose Wife"
HAPPY 'WIFE'
DAY!
Poori Ramayan
Biwiyon ki Kahani hai!
LAXMAN apni
biwi ko ghar pe chhodkar chala gaya...
RAAVAN doosre
ki utha ke phas gaya...
Sugreev ne RAM
ka saath is liye diya kyunki usse apni biwi Bali se wapis chaahiye thi...
HANUMAN ki apni
thi hi nahi magar doosre ki dhoondhne ke chakkar me LANKA jalaa daali...
RAM ko apni
waapis chaahiye thi to usse 10 din tak yuddh karna pada, aur end me kya hua???
Jis Biwi ke
kaaran Itni RAMAYAN hui Woh to underground ho gayi...
Abhi socho itna
jhamela hua kyun???
Kyun ki
DASHRATH ki 3 biwiyan thein!!
MORAL: Puraane
zamaane se hi biwi ki magajmaari chali aa rahi hai. Jab Bhagwaan hi Biwi se
nahi bach sake to AAP to aakhir insaan ho ....
♻Qudrat NeAurat ko 💫Haseen Banaya
:
Khoobsurti di
:
Chand sachehra diya
:
🐐Hirni
siAnkhein
:
Morni jaisi🐾Chaal
:
〰Resham seBaal
:
Koel jaisiMethee awaz di
:
Phool simasoomiat di
:
Gulab seHont
:
🐝💧Shehad
simitas di
:
💞Pyar
BhraDil Diya
:
AUR
💬Phir
?
?
?
Phir kya hua
jante ho ??
?
👅Ek ZUBAN Di
AUR
SabSatyaNaash Ho gaya
:
🔃Har♻Waqt
Tr
Trr
Trrr ......😛😅
♻Send this to
Every Husband who can Enjoy it and to Every Wife who can Tolerate it. 😎
Jinki shadi
nahi hui... JEELO!
Jinki shadi ho
gayi... JHELO!
-------------🙋
🔄
Why do most
indian women request 4 the same husband,
in the next
life.?..
Arre..itni
mehnat se trained kiya hai..
waste thodi
jane denge! 👝👛👓🎽
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Don't worry
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MORAL: Puraane
zamaane se hi biwi ki magajmaari chali aa rahi hai. Jab Bhagwaan hi Biwi se
nahi bach sake to AAP to aakhir insaan ho ....
♻Qudrat NeAurat ko 💫Haseen Banaya
:
Khoobsurti di
:
Chand sachehra diya
:
🐐Hirni
siAnkhein
:
Morni jaisi🐾Chaal
:
〰Resham seBaal
:
Koel jaisiMethee awaz di
:
Phool simasoomiat di
:
Gulab seHont
:
🐝💧Shehad
simitas di
:
💞Pyar
BhraDil Diya
:
AUR
💬Phir
?
?
?
Phir kya hua
jante ho ??
?
👅Ek ZUBAN Di
AUR
SabSatyaNaash Ho gaya
:
🔃Har♻Waqt
Tr
Trr
Trrr ......😛😅
♻Send this to
Every Husband who can Enjoy it and to Every Wife who can Tolerate it. 😎
Jinki shadi
nahi hui... JEELO!
Jinki shadi ho
gayi... JHELO!
-------------🙋
🔄
Why do most
indian women request 4 the same husband,
in the next
life.?..
Arre..itni
mehnat se trained kiya hai..
waste thodi
jane denge! 👝👛👓🎽