Mom & son

5 year old boy :-
I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Awww ! I Love u Too.......

16 year Old Boy :-
I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Sorry ! I Have No Money...
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21year Old Boy :- I Love u Mom.
Mom :- Hmm...Kaun hai wo ? Kahan rehti hai ?
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Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai..

But the Best is..

35 yr old man : mom I love you ..
Mom : Beta pehle hi bola tha uss se shadi mat karna...

And the award winning one...

55 yr old man : Mom I love you...

Mom: Beta main kisi bhi paper par sign nahi karungi...