Wife:- How will u feel when i go to my maika?
Husband:- mauka... mauka..
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Who are lizards?
Awesome answer
by a kid....
They are
those poor crocodiles who forgot to have
Horlicks when they were young
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What is a Pizza..?
Awesome answer:
A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went
abroad
for higher education !
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What is the similarity between Media And
Wife ?
Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de,
dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta...
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What's the best example of "once in a
lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.:
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Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki
"Talash" me.. Aur baki aadhi.. Husband ki
"Talaashi" mein guzar jati hai..
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Aaj ka SUVICHAR ....
"BADAAM khaane se utni
Akkal nahi aati" ...
"Jitni shadi ke bad
Aati hai... "
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Kashmir aur wife mein kya samanta hai-
Ans. Waise to dono hi samasya hai... par
padosi nazar daale to gussa aata hai...
A wife wrote this specially for her husband:
Kabhi kabhi mere dil me
ye khayal aata hai....
Kabhi kabhi mere dil me
ye khayal aata hai....
"Jab tu 11.30pm baje
so jata hai,
Toh next day morning tera whatsapp last seen at 2.30am
kyu batata hai...?
Sita ji k vanvaas jane mein bahut badi seekh hai.
Wah wah.
Sita ji k vanvaas jane mein bahut badi seekh ✨hai.
Ghar me 3-3 saas ho to jungle hi theek hai .
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Arz hai-roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..
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BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..??
GaL : Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai...
BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??
GaL : Sirf 88% ..
Boy : Khuda ka Khauf kr ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!!
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Straight Insult :
HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya h tumne, bilkul gobar jaisa......?
WIFE : Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai...
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Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customer gusse mein bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do.....
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Wife : Agar meri shadi kisi " Rakshas" se bhi ho jati to mai itni Pareshan nhi hoti jitni tumare sath hu
Awesome reply :
Husband : pagli
Blood Relation me shadiya kaha hoti hai.. !!
Hanso mat,
send karo...
Aur
dusaro ko bhi hasao.KEEP SMILING...