Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho?
Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.
Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water.
mom: u come & drink.
Boy: pls mom.
Mom: if u repeat, i'll slap u.
Boy: when u come to slap me, bring the water....
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas..
pyar se MAA kehta hu ..
Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna
Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..
Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.
Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi...
A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book:
"Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself..
I Have My 0wn Problems!"
Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...
Aftr exam
Father: how is ur result?
Son: dimag khrab mat kar Dharampal... tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai...