Innocent Joke of The Year
Kid to his Mom : Mumma.. Main kaise paida hua..?
Mom : Maine ek box me mittai daal kar rakh di thi, kuch din baad uss mein se tum mile mujhe.
Kid did the same thing...
Jab Kuch din baad usne jaa kar dekha to usme 1 Cockroach tha..
kid (Gussey se) : Dil to karta hai ki tujhe chappal se maar du.. Par kya karu..!? Aaulad hai tu meri...!!