Teacher - Can you please tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives ?”
Student :
“Smo-king & Drin-king ” !!!
Teacher Resigned !
Ghor Kalyug
Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?
Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet
But Only
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher died
This 1 is a killer 1 .....
Teacher : Beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.?
Pappu : Iska matlab ki tiger online hai.