Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven.
Einstein was seeker.
Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.
Einstein: I found u Newton !! Thhappa !!!
Newton: U are Wrong.
I am not Newton.
As I am standing in 1 mtr square, I am Newton/per mt sq.
So I am Pascal.
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Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"
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Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?
OMg!
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Did you know Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?
It was OK.
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A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks, "May I take your bags?" The photon replies "It's fine, thanks. I'm travelling light.
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Atom 1: I just lost an electron.
Atom 2: Are you sure?
Atom 1: I'm positive.
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: What do you get after reaction of two sodium atoms with a Barium atom...A BaNaNa
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Q: Why did a scientist install a door knocker?
A: coz he wanted to win a no-bell prize!!!!!